||[Dec. 10th, 2004|04:22 pm]
|||||avenged sevenfold- clairvoyant disease||]|
So one day I was bored and I was on The Cure's website, because I used to like them before this new album. Anyway, they changed their website so that you can post messages like a message board. As I was reading through the messages I came across a spanish fellow who had posted the same post several times every time that he posted something new. And because he is spanish he would type his message and run it through a free online translator so when it posted it would be in english. Well if you've ever used online translators you may know that they aren't that accurate and when you translate something its usually really hard to understand the true message. This inspired me..
So I made a fake email account. I used Robert Smith's record company as the email id, used his real birthdate and location, even made it a UK yahoo account. I thought what the hell and emailed the guy for fun. I wrote a paragraph about how he needed to stop posting so much because it pissed me off and what not. I ran the email through a german translator and back to english before sending it to him. In return I received the following:
It VERIFIES THAT you ARE THE TRUE one ROBERT I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE TO WHOM ADMIRE OF YEARS HIMSELF POSTAGE ASI OF LAZY
Along with a few others.. Well I didn't expect him to actually believe me, lol. So I really didn't know what else to say to him, so I didn't respond. But I received a message this week titled "mtv icon number one robert" and it reads:
robert smith I mean qe the special one that caused is yourself something that tenias that to deserve for a lot of triempo you are a super musico and this mail is alone to congratulate you and to tell you that the musica that have written is it mejr that have I throw I have me tired to see the grabacion qe I did of all that homage I carry poniedolo 4 times and are approximately 12 hours with all and videosAnd me not case to see it I congratulate are you an ICON and deserve it you. I eat fan me obseciono al to speak of you because since escche the first one cancion of the cure remain me with them since its letters and all what happens are some setimientos that identify me, again happinesses you DESERVE IT YOU porqe are large are the best.
So in response I sent the following (after running through a German translator of course):
Thanks to, it mean that alot makes really it. But actually would not worry me I also around this new album. I am approximate to tell you something that otherwise no one so knows, reassure myself that you retain it a secret. I do not trust tried on you.. however rather honestly I generally this album. I only somewhat really quickly made and would sell poppy that I knew, and would make myself much money. They see that my foundations type of low point ran and, that I calculated would have because kiss made a thousand, comes would be it good for me back to make on. I mean comes knows up, each a that I am far better, than a kiss. Anyway the children are young and dumbly nowadays and its so easy to earn money from of them. And I needed the money to received more Saft for the vein if you know, what I mean. So you do not make me congradulate need, know I that I am a God. And remembers, at which I said, this lets little secret between you and retain me.